THIS IS VERY NOT WORK SAFE.
18+

if i'm thinking about it.
it's here.
chicago, il.
dirty filthy liberal asshole.
the heartthrob of the breakfast buffet.
the casanova of the keg party.
pretty much NBC owes me royalties for modeling ron swanson after me.


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Apr 24, 2014
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roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

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Just witnessed a fight outside the Megabus stop on Canal. Niggas was scrapping, g.

You know what makes you unstoppable in a fight? Having to guard your luggage and a half eaten Quiznos sandwich you bought in Novi, Michigan 48 hours ago.

Brutal.


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Apr 24, 2014
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These new monitors so big I can barely fit them on my desk. My shit got me looking like Raul Julia in Street Fighter.

These new monitors so big I can barely fit them on my desk. My shit got me looking like Raul Julia in Street Fighter.


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Apr 23, 2014
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Co-worker just asked why I played this song four times in a row. It’s the sixth time and he goes “Okay, I get it.”

(Source: Spotify)


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Apr 23, 2014
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wavechild:

new dash topic

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Apr 23, 2014
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Apr 23, 2014
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sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

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Apr 23, 2014
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pawgalicious:

bluesey:

Moi. My instagram is blueseybrown


The beautiful Bluesey.  Good enough to eat.

pawgalicious:

bluesey:

Moi. My instagram is blueseybrown

The beautiful Bluesey. Good enough to eat.


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Apr 23, 2014
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thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

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Apr 22, 2014
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