assbodacious:

Plump-lumps

I just wanna rest my head on it.

assbodacious:

Plump-lumps

I just wanna rest my head on it.

zuky:

thegoddamazon:

hamdoullahcava:

Muhammad Ali on the Vietnam War Draft

The fact that this is STILL relevant should be very telling.

Immortal words…

If I’m gonna die, I’ll die right here fighting you … You my enemy, not the Viet Cong or Chinese or Japanese … You my opposer when I want freedom, you my opposer when I want justice, you my opposer when I want equality … You want me to go somewhere and fight, but you won’t even stand up for me here at home.”

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No Calorie Powerade tastes like the urine of a very very hydrated person.

How I be looking at your latest pic, boo.

How I be looking at your latest pic, boo.

Quick question. Tell the truth: How long did it take for you to realize that was Tom Cruise in “Tropic Thunder”?

My home girl Ariel calls me: “you want something big thick juicy tasty and meaty in your mouth?” I said no but she came by anyway. She bought me chicken, lamb and apple sausages!……. I’m so glad she didn’t bring me a bag of cocks.

My home girl Ariel calls me: “you want something big thick juicy tasty and meaty in your mouth?” I said no but she came by anyway. She bought me chicken, lamb and apple sausages!……. I’m so glad she didn’t bring me a bag of cocks.

classicajays:

So here it is everyone, the Steve Martin monologue that was a tribute to Gilda Radner.  She had died that afternoon, the same day as the season finale.  While Steve is presenting the “Dancing in the Dark” sketch (from the Steve Martin/Blues Brothers episode) he’s trying to hold back tears.  This was just an unforgettable SNL moment that crushes your heart when you watch it.

PUPPIIIIIIES IN A CUUUUUUUUUUUP

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Drinking.

Drinking.

THIS IS VERY NOT WORK SAFE.
18+

if i'm thinking about it.
it's here.
chicago, il.
dirty filthy liberal asshole.
the heartthrob of the breakfast buffet.
the casanova of the keg party.
pretty much NBC owes me royalties for modeling ron swanson after me.

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