if she lets you play with her butthole the first...
she’s a keeper.
"You can call this 'class warfare' all you want. ...
— President BARACK OBAMA
Gladstone -- Now in Color: Joe Paterno Jokes! →
wgladstone: Knock knock. Who’s There? Joe Paterno. Joe Paterno Who? Joe Paterno who failed to report horrific sexual abuse. How many Joe Paternos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, if he has Sandusky do it. Oh, and the light bulb is a helpless boy. What has 4 eyes but can’t see (horrific sexual…
Today as South Carolinians go to the polls and perhaps give Newt Gingrich his...– —Kevin Sessums (via americawakiewakie)
when white people pull the "you're playing the...
so i’ve been watching these godawful debates and i feel like i have a responsiblity to address something that has been bothering me for the past 15 years or so: the “YOU’RE PLAYING THE RACE CARD” non-response. i’m going to tell you why “YOU’RE PLAYING THE RACE CARD”, “GET OVER IT” and other iterations of the phrase doesn’t do...
this is entirely too hot for me not to watch a million times over. yo like near the beginning when she pauses and looks back at the screen kills me. i’m chokelaughing over here. please. make it stop.
yeah that tumblr pic you just posted, girl?
this is amazing.