In light of tonight's Breaking Bad, someone needs...
nordickong: talesofacollegenothing: I searched google for ‘most american picture ever’ So did I
Always Bet on Bald: AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL YOUNG... →
Hey Fellas - Can we talk for a minute? Because I understand that you’re frustrated with how this country works and am indeed quite frustrated myself. Our two party political system is corrupt, crony ridden and barely functional. In 2008, many of us cast our votes for Barack Obama in the hope that a relatively young President with a true youth movement behind him might provide the sort of...
I might want boobs sent to me for my birthday.
It’s tomorrow. Blah. Nothing planned.
zimmington: oh m yGOD i was playing TF2 and we were doing arena, on the watchtower map when out of nowhere, in the middle of the match, it says that the map is changing to “arena_coryinthehouse” and everyone in the chat is like what the hell AND WE ALL END UP IN A GIANT ROOM COVERED IN TEXTURES OF CORY’S FACE AND THE CORY IN THE HOUSE THEME MUSIC IS PLAYING ON LOOP AND EVERYONE ON THE MIC IS...
fuck yeah racism!: Voter apathy. →
It’s like this: Think about women’s suffrage in the early 1900s. Think about the 15th Amendment (it still blows my mind that black people needed an Amendment to the Constitution to vote, btw). Think about the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Then think about the fact that there are people out there that say that voting is “the lesser of two evils” and say that “voting doesn’t change anything”. You th ...
*SINGS THIS SONG LOUD AS FUCK*
Sleeping Dogs got me listening to Hong Kong...
eatcakey: this is such a cool dog. i can tell he claps on 2 and 4! dying.
Stoya™: Hysterical Literature →
stoya: There’s a video involved. I leave it up to you whether you read or watch first. I’ve never understood vibrators. I’ve gone on record numerous times saying various versions of “I dislike them all except for Lelo’s Nea which I really only appreciate aesthetically.” I think it’s the buzzing… holy mother of god.
This shit still bangs so hard.
From a Chicagoan to Mitt Romney: Fuck you.
Fuck you, Mitt Romney. Chicago will never accept you. You’re a piece of shit. You want some divisive anger and hate? Here’s some: Take a trip on your fucking car elevator and eat a four course meal of ape cocks, dog shit, human shit and clean your palate with a warmed up glass of stale stairway piss. Then brush your teeth with a toothbrush made of Shelden Adelson’s pubic...
2 CHINNNZ (Mercy Food Remix)
i love ketchup on my onion rings. french fries topped with mayonnaise. i’m full and tired at the same time. drinkin kool aid eatin candy canes. drink rounds full of lemonade. eat it up like a buffet. hundred fries, cut a steak then drizzle it with some pork glaze. grade a, a1, steak sauce make it well done black forest ham round me. no veggies. bring me none. mo flour. mo flour. deep fry...