thought i looked kinda handsome that evening after work. went to see heather. drank some beers. strangely got accosted by some drunk girl that bought me a drink. win?

thought i looked kinda handsome that evening after work. went to see heather. drank some beers. strangely got accosted by some drunk girl that bought me a drink. win?

  1. ethefp posted this
THIS IS VERY NOT WORK SAFE.
18+

if i'm thinking about it.
it's here.
chicago, il.
dirty filthy liberal asshole.
the heartthrob of the breakfast buffet.
the casanova of the keg party.
pretty much NBC owes me royalties for modeling ron swanson after me.

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