I just had a run in with the roughest looking “this can’t be life” looking ass pigeon ever. I wanted to run a comb through his feathers, man.

Lil mugg did the pigeon walk beside me and just sat down. I just stared at him. He stared back because he didn’t give a shit. He wasn’t even scared. I finished my cigarette and looked at him. I swear nigga said “lifes rough man. I don’t even know where to begin…”

I said “I’m out” and kept walking.

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THIS IS VERY NOT WORK SAFE.
18+

if i'm thinking about it.
it's here.
chicago, il.
dirty filthy liberal asshole.
the heartthrob of the breakfast buffet.
the casanova of the keg party.
pretty much NBC owes me royalties for modeling ron swanson after me.

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